Distracts from that ugly mug of his.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 72 | January 26, 2020 2:38 PM |
I would ride that shit till tuesday.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 9, 2014 1:41 PM |
There's something wrong with the picture. I see this blue thing where his dick is supposed to be.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 9, 2014 1:44 PM |
Other people see other things in Michael Phelps, I know, but I've always thought he was absolutely sexy as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 9, 2014 2:08 PM |
He's sexy, alright. So sexy, I wanted to see his wet dick, not his wet jockstrap.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 9, 2014 2:20 PM |
I find him so sexy, precisely because he looks like a man, and not some androgynous pretty boy.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 9, 2014 2:35 PM |
I always thought he was 100% hot, even if he looked borderline "special ed" in some of his pics. I like that imperfect, craggy-faced real-guy look. And of course his long strong amazing 6'4" jacknife of a body, when he was in peak condition.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 7 | January 9, 2014 2:41 PM |
I think he's the male equivalent to Sarah Jessica Parker.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 9, 2014 2:43 PM |
I agree with you, r4. Sexy as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 9, 2014 2:49 PM |
Louis Vuitton bag? Is he a Mary fairy?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 9, 2014 2:58 PM |
If that is AWG, I need to get out more. I'd love to find a hot, strapping, pothead doofus like that to roll around with for a few hours.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 9, 2014 3:14 PM |
Wet dick? Looks like NO dick to me. At least it doesn't seem to be photo shopped.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 9, 2014 9:02 PM |
That picture is photoshopped - he's wearing a speedo in the original, not a jockstrap.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | January 9, 2014 9:06 PM |
That slammin' body more than makes up for the iffy face. Those meaty thighs.... Ho Lee Fuk!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 9, 2014 9:34 PM |
R16: thank you. I thought it was weird...
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 9, 2014 9:41 PM |
The mug may be ugly, but it got "Big Dick" written all ovah it.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 9, 2014 9:46 PM |
Is that a tattoo of the Olympic rings on his right leg in the r20 pic??
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 9, 2014 11:14 PM |
Yes. Rumor is that the outermost ring (the one farthest to his right) is the point where his penis touches his hip when erect.
O_o
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 9, 2014 11:19 PM |
I will never understand people who say he's ugly. I think he's very handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 10, 2014 1:37 AM |
He is hotter nowadays than he was when he became a household name. As long as he keeps his mouth shut. Those teeth are jacked.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 10, 2014 1:49 AM |
Who wants Phelps when there's Nathan Adrian? Dreamy.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 10, 2014 2:32 AM |
r16 and OP TY for posting. Hot sexy hunk and a nice guy too. Is that a flashlight in his speedo? Rocking hot body.
Much hotter than Ryan Lochte - looks cute and hot body although too arrogant to be hot.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 10, 2014 2:38 AM |
I would let him do anything to me. He is so hot.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 10, 2014 2:40 AM |
His body is amazing, but he does have a hideous and oddly proportioned face - a very narrow, square Neanderthal-esque forehead, sunken eyes, no cheekbones, an abnormally large mouth with shark teeth and, at the end, this gigantic chin that makes him look like he was born several hundred thousand years before civilization.
He seems pleasant enough, but I never understood how some people thought he was hot in any way, especially because he has the charisma of a wet dishrag.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 10, 2014 2:44 AM |
r28, he is a MAN. Not a boy.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 10, 2014 2:54 AM |
R28, there's no way you're describing this guy:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 30 | January 10, 2014 2:56 AM |
rumored to have herpes...read on DL that he got it in college...of course it must be true if it's on DL, right LOL...
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 10, 2014 3:04 AM |
Nice hair and eyes. Below the eyes, nope.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 10, 2014 3:21 AM |
Anyone here who has criticized Michael P's looks, I bet you would not mind a night in his arms.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 10, 2014 3:44 AM |
He dated that homophobic cunt beauty contestant. So one assumes he's also a right-wing asshole. No thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 10, 2014 3:57 AM |
I'm old R33, that's creepy.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 10, 2014 4:02 AM |
He's gross, to me, that mug is nasty, an his weird proportions, too tall, too doofy. But, I can see why some people would like that sort of look, so go for it.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 10, 2014 4:05 AM |
A bit of facial hair softens his features in the nicest way.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 10, 2014 4:18 AM |
I agree, R37. He looks relatively good at the link at R7. I too think he is unattractive, as I do Tebow, but looks better with facial hair. Ryan Lochte is good looking, but I find him utterly un-sexy. Not that it would ever happen, but I'd rather spend a night in bed with Lochte than with either Phelps or Tebow as long as Lochte doesn't say a word.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 10, 2014 5:07 AM |
He's just so fucking ugly. I don't need a beautiful man but really Phelps' face is so awful that not even his hot body nor millions of dollars could make me want to have sex with him.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 10, 2014 6:06 AM |
R40, you have no clue what "fucking ugly" is. Jesus. He's nothing of the sort.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 10, 2014 6:09 AM |
Phelps is Lurch from The Addams Family.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 10, 2014 7:10 AM |
Always loved his big shoulders but he has lovely hands as well.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 10, 2014 8:21 AM |
I'm surprised someone hasn't mentioned yet what a classic exemplar of BDF Michael Phelps is...so here goes!
Of course, bodysuit notwithstanding, it would be helpful to have actual empirical evidence but in the meantime this will HAVE to do.
Also,is it just me or would he make a good Vulcan?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 45 | January 10, 2014 9:17 AM |
Hmmmm...I see no evidence of photoshop in r45.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 10, 2014 1:25 PM |
I think he rides the short bus.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 10, 2014 1:34 PM |
He looks better with some facial hair and I love it when he lets his body hair grow. Hot!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 10, 2014 1:46 PM |
Sorry, R45. That is a photoshopped image. Besides, he is uncut (see R20).
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 49 | January 10, 2014 1:47 PM |
He's an example of ugly-hot. It's a thing. He has nice eyes and hair and an epic body. He's also cute and engaging, personality-wise, and masculine.
His nose and jaw and other imperfections don't cancel the above out. No one's perfect, flaws can be interesting and pretty people can be boring (IMO).
Everyone has different tastes. I see pretty-boy twinks getting gushed over by everyone else here that leave me cold. I think Phelps is hot. I'd do him in a heartbeat.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 10, 2014 1:48 PM |
Why would a swimmer wear a jockstrap at all, let alone in a bathtub?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 10, 2014 1:49 PM |
Oh c'mon, queens.
Ugly face.
Incredibly hot, sexy body.
It's that simple.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 10, 2014 2:48 PM |
His face isn't ugly.
I still can't see how anyone can say he's ugly. No, he's not classically handsome, but he is so far from ugly it's not even funny.
Its like you guys have never gone outside and actually looked at people. He's better looking than half the men in the world easily.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 10, 2014 2:52 PM |
Dude is hung and dopey hot!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 10, 2014 5:17 PM |
His photos are inconsistent. In some pictures, he is quite handsome - in others, fug.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 10, 2014 5:23 PM |
I am glad so many here find fault with Michael Phelps's looks.
I have less competition in my fantasies.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 11, 2014 2:29 AM |
how the fuck can any of you find Phelps [italic]NOT[/italic] ugly? His face is hideous. That nose, those teeth...
it's a shame because his body is great but he is a true butterface.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 11, 2014 2:38 AM |
Oh r57, imagine that body wrapped around you in the dark.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 11, 2014 2:41 AM |
Phelps has big body parts. What's not to like?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 11, 2014 4:22 AM |
Not usually into swimmer bod types and yes he's fug above the neck but I'd still bag it n tag it for the bragging rights.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 11, 2014 7:16 AM |
R57, you're utterly delusional.
Get out of whatever rarified air you are breathing and join the real world, where he's far better than average looking.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 11, 2014 7:19 AM |
Most people think he's ugly. Poor guy will be doing nothing but selling those gross Subway subs.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 11, 2014 11:53 AM |
R61, god, you must be ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 12, 2014 1:32 AM |
He's very hot.
Prissy fucking queens on this site must have had the taste burned out of their mouths. Please, tell us how Justin Bieber is gorgeous and this MAN is so fucking ugly.....
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 12, 2014 1:40 AM |
That pic was photoshopped, wasn't it? I think in the original he's in a speedo. Someone turned it into a jockstrap.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 12, 2014 1:51 AM |
When I called his mother to intercede for me. She said Mikey doesn't date guys and to stop calling. I told her I would give her my condo at Scarlett Place in Baltimore if she reconsidered and was successful. She told to go take a big dump and go back to sleep, I would feel differently in the morning.
Needless to say, I never called her again. I now communicate by registered mail with various amounts of money that are signed for. Surely Mike will get tired of signing for all my money and give in for just one date.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 12, 2014 1:54 AM |
r20, how can you tell Michael is UC from that photo?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 12, 2014 2:13 AM |
Most of us find him hot as fuk u dumb shit.....
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 25, 2020 5:36 PM |
He is my mental go to image when I cant cum, his face, body and cock make me shoot quick.
I LOVE U MR PHELPS
MORE THAN LUCY
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 26, 2020 2:35 PM |
ugly-sexy is a thing and he's a great example.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 26, 2020 2:38 PM |
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