Michael Phelps's Wet Dick

Distracts from that ugly mug of his. I would ride that shit till tuesday. There's something wrong with the picture. I see this blue thing where his dick is supposed to be. Other people see other things in Michael Phelps, I know, but I've always thought he was absolutely sexy as fuck.

Distracts from that ugly mug of his.

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by Anonymousreply 72January 26, 2020 2:38 PM

I would ride that shit till tuesday.

by Anonymousreply 2January 9, 2014 1:41 PM

There's something wrong with the picture. I see this blue thing where his dick is supposed to be.

by Anonymousreply 3January 9, 2014 1:44 PM

Other people see other things in Michael Phelps, I know, but I've always thought he was absolutely sexy as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 4January 9, 2014 2:08 PM

He's sexy, alright. So sexy, I wanted to see his wet dick, not his wet jockstrap.

by Anonymousreply 5January 9, 2014 2:20 PM

I find him so sexy, precisely because he looks like a man, and not some androgynous pretty boy.

by Anonymousreply 6January 9, 2014 2:35 PM

I always thought he was 100% hot, even if he looked borderline "special ed" in some of his pics. I like that imperfect, craggy-faced real-guy look. And of course his long strong amazing 6'4" jacknife of a body, when he was in peak condition.

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by Anonymousreply 7January 9, 2014 2:41 PM

I think he's the male equivalent to Sarah Jessica Parker.

by Anonymousreply 8January 9, 2014 2:43 PM

I agree with you, r4. Sexy as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 9January 9, 2014 2:49 PM

Louis Vuitton bag? Is he a Mary fairy?

by Anonymousreply 11January 9, 2014 2:58 PM

If that is AWG, I need to get out more. I'd love to find a hot, strapping, pothead doofus like that to roll around with for a few hours.

by Anonymousreply 14January 9, 2014 3:14 PM

Wet dick? Looks like NO dick to me. At least it doesn't seem to be photo shopped.

by Anonymousreply 15January 9, 2014 9:02 PM

That picture is photoshopped - he's wearing a speedo in the original, not a jockstrap.

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by Anonymousreply 16January 9, 2014 9:06 PM

That slammin' body more than makes up for the iffy face. Those meaty thighs.... Ho Lee Fuk!

by Anonymousreply 17January 9, 2014 9:34 PM

R16: thank you. I thought it was weird...

by Anonymousreply 18January 9, 2014 9:41 PM

The mug may be ugly, but it got "Big Dick" written all ovah it.

by Anonymousreply 19January 9, 2014 9:46 PM

Is that a tattoo of the Olympic rings on his right leg in the r20 pic??

by Anonymousreply 21January 9, 2014 11:14 PM

Yes. Rumor is that the outermost ring (the one farthest to his right) is the point where his penis touches his hip when erect.

O_o

by Anonymousreply 22January 9, 2014 11:19 PM

I will never understand people who say he's ugly. I think he's very handsome.

by Anonymousreply 23January 10, 2014 1:37 AM

He is hotter nowadays than he was when he became a household name. As long as he keeps his mouth shut. Those teeth are jacked.

by Anonymousreply 24January 10, 2014 1:49 AM

Who wants Phelps when there's Nathan Adrian? Dreamy.

by Anonymousreply 25January 10, 2014 2:32 AM

r16 and OP TY for posting. Hot sexy hunk and a nice guy too. Is that a flashlight in his speedo? Rocking hot body.

Much hotter than Ryan Lochte - looks cute and hot body although too arrogant to be hot.

by Anonymousreply 26January 10, 2014 2:38 AM

I would let him do anything to me. He is so hot.

by Anonymousreply 27January 10, 2014 2:40 AM

His body is amazing, but he does have a hideous and oddly proportioned face - a very narrow, square Neanderthal-esque forehead, sunken eyes, no cheekbones, an abnormally large mouth with shark teeth and, at the end, this gigantic chin that makes him look like he was born several hundred thousand years before civilization.

He seems pleasant enough, but I never understood how some people thought he was hot in any way, especially because he has the charisma of a wet dishrag.

by Anonymousreply 28January 10, 2014 2:44 AM

r28, he is a MAN. Not a boy.

by Anonymousreply 29January 10, 2014 2:54 AM

R28, there's no way you're describing this guy:

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by Anonymousreply 30January 10, 2014 2:56 AM

rumored to have herpes...read on DL that he got it in college...of course it must be true if it's on DL, right LOL...

by Anonymousreply 31January 10, 2014 3:04 AM

Nice hair and eyes. Below the eyes, nope.

by Anonymousreply 32January 10, 2014 3:21 AM

Anyone here who has criticized Michael P's looks, I bet you would not mind a night in his arms.

by Anonymousreply 33January 10, 2014 3:44 AM

He dated that homophobic cunt beauty contestant. So one assumes he's also a right-wing asshole. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 34January 10, 2014 3:57 AM

I'm old R33, that's creepy.

by Anonymousreply 35January 10, 2014 4:02 AM

He's gross, to me, that mug is nasty, an his weird proportions, too tall, too doofy. But, I can see why some people would like that sort of look, so go for it.

by Anonymousreply 36January 10, 2014 4:05 AM

A bit of facial hair softens his features in the nicest way.

by Anonymousreply 37January 10, 2014 4:18 AM

I agree, R37. He looks relatively good at the link at R7. I too think he is unattractive, as I do Tebow, but looks better with facial hair. Ryan Lochte is good looking, but I find him utterly un-sexy. Not that it would ever happen, but I'd rather spend a night in bed with Lochte than with either Phelps or Tebow as long as Lochte doesn't say a word.

by Anonymousreply 38January 10, 2014 5:07 AM

He's just so fucking ugly. I don't need a beautiful man but really Phelps' face is so awful that not even his hot body nor millions of dollars could make me want to have sex with him.

by Anonymousreply 40January 10, 2014 6:06 AM

R40, you have no clue what "fucking ugly" is. Jesus. He's nothing of the sort.

by Anonymousreply 42January 10, 2014 6:09 AM

Phelps is Lurch from The Addams Family.

by Anonymousreply 43January 10, 2014 7:10 AM

Always loved his big shoulders but he has lovely hands as well.

by Anonymousreply 44January 10, 2014 8:21 AM

I'm surprised someone hasn't mentioned yet what a classic exemplar of BDF Michael Phelps is...so here goes!

Of course, bodysuit notwithstanding, it would be helpful to have actual empirical evidence but in the meantime this will HAVE to do.

Also,is it just me or would he make a good Vulcan?

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by Anonymousreply 45January 10, 2014 9:17 AM

Hmmmm...I see no evidence of photoshop in r45.

by Anonymousreply 46January 10, 2014 1:25 PM

I think he rides the short bus.

by Anonymousreply 47January 10, 2014 1:34 PM

He looks better with some facial hair and I love it when he lets his body hair grow. Hot!

by Anonymousreply 48January 10, 2014 1:46 PM

Sorry, R45. That is a photoshopped image. Besides, he is uncut (see R20).

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by Anonymousreply 49January 10, 2014 1:47 PM

He's an example of ugly-hot. It's a thing. He has nice eyes and hair and an epic body. He's also cute and engaging, personality-wise, and masculine.

His nose and jaw and other imperfections don't cancel the above out. No one's perfect, flaws can be interesting and pretty people can be boring (IMO).

Everyone has different tastes. I see pretty-boy twinks getting gushed over by everyone else here that leave me cold. I think Phelps is hot. I'd do him in a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 50January 10, 2014 1:48 PM

Why would a swimmer wear a jockstrap at all, let alone in a bathtub?

by Anonymousreply 51January 10, 2014 1:49 PM

Oh c'mon, queens.

Ugly face.

Incredibly hot, sexy body.

It's that simple.

by Anonymousreply 52January 10, 2014 2:48 PM

His face isn't ugly.

I still can't see how anyone can say he's ugly. No, he's not classically handsome, but he is so far from ugly it's not even funny.

Its like you guys have never gone outside and actually looked at people. He's better looking than half the men in the world easily.

by Anonymousreply 53January 10, 2014 2:52 PM

Dude is hung and dopey hot!!!!

by Anonymousreply 54January 10, 2014 5:17 PM

His photos are inconsistent. In some pictures, he is quite handsome - in others, fug.

by Anonymousreply 55January 10, 2014 5:23 PM

I am glad so many here find fault with Michael Phelps's looks.

I have less competition in my fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 56January 11, 2014 2:29 AM

how the fuck can any of you find Phelps [italic]NOT[/italic] ugly? His face is hideous. That nose, those teeth...

it's a shame because his body is great but he is a true butterface.

by Anonymousreply 57January 11, 2014 2:38 AM

Oh r57, imagine that body wrapped around you in the dark.

by Anonymousreply 58January 11, 2014 2:41 AM

Phelps has big body parts. What's not to like?

by Anonymousreply 59January 11, 2014 4:22 AM

Not usually into swimmer bod types and yes he's fug above the neck but I'd still bag it n tag it for the bragging rights.

by Anonymousreply 60January 11, 2014 7:16 AM

R57, you're utterly delusional.

Get out of whatever rarified air you are breathing and join the real world, where he's far better than average looking.

by Anonymousreply 61January 11, 2014 7:19 AM

Most people think he's ugly. Poor guy will be doing nothing but selling those gross Subway subs.

by Anonymousreply 63January 11, 2014 11:53 AM

R61, god, you must be ugly.

by Anonymousreply 64January 12, 2014 1:32 AM

He's very hot.

Prissy fucking queens on this site must have had the taste burned out of their mouths. Please, tell us how Justin Bieber is gorgeous and this MAN is so fucking ugly.....

by Anonymousreply 65January 12, 2014 1:40 AM

That pic was photoshopped, wasn't it? I think in the original he's in a speedo. Someone turned it into a jockstrap.

by Anonymousreply 66January 12, 2014 1:51 AM

When I called his mother to intercede for me. She said Mikey doesn't date guys and to stop calling. I told her I would give her my condo at Scarlett Place in Baltimore if she reconsidered and was successful. She told to go take a big dump and go back to sleep, I would feel differently in the morning.

Needless to say, I never called her again. I now communicate by registered mail with various amounts of money that are signed for. Surely Mike will get tired of signing for all my money and give in for just one date.

by Anonymousreply 67January 12, 2014 1:54 AM

r20, how can you tell Michael is UC from that photo?

by Anonymousreply 68January 12, 2014 2:13 AM

Most of us find him hot as fuk u dumb shit.....

by Anonymousreply 70January 25, 2020 5:36 PM

He is my mental go to image when I cant cum, his face, body and cock make me shoot quick.

I LOVE U MR PHELPS

MORE THAN LUCY

by Anonymousreply 71January 26, 2020 2:35 PM

ugly-sexy is a thing and he's a great example.

by Anonymousreply 72January 26, 2020 2:38 PM

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